Fukn what the fuck was coke thinking when they came out with new coke in the 80â€™s? I was watching that shit on vh1 crazy 80â€™s or whatever the shit that show is called, and you know, itâ€™s scary how well I remember it, I mean, that was a scandal that was a controversy that was just people going OFF that corporate America in their ignorance and greed had taken away one of the symbolisms of pop culture slavery by shoving this piece of shit down our throat at breakneck speed like that. and have you noticed the lasting effects? Hmm, have you? for those youngens in the crowd you might not remember the days when your can of coke didnâ€™t necessarily say coca-cola â€œclassicâ€� on it, but thatâ€™s only been there since this new coke shit went down in 86, ferreal. Before that it was just coke, but I mean, people went apeshit, so they had coke â€œclassicâ€� as well and whoop bam before you know it, oh shit, whereâ€™s new coke? Gone the way of the tyrannosaurus rex, and good riddance if you ask me, but WHY of fucking WHY do they still have to call it Coca-Cola Classic? This bothers me.
Almost like when Doritos came out with a cheesier version of their nacho cheese flavor, called â€œnacho cheesier.â€� It was just supposed to be for those that wanted EXTRA cheese flavor on their Doritos, you know, and they had both versions for a little while, but you canâ€™t find nacho cheese Doritos anymore can you? no, itâ€™s just nacho cheesier? And â€œcoolerâ€� ranch. Those fuckers. I wonder if after that, since that time, theyâ€™ve been slowly but surely decreasing the amount of cheese and ranch flavor on those fuckers to get it back down to pre â€œcheesierâ€� and â€œcoolerâ€� parameters, and then theyâ€™ll probably come out with like nacho â€œcheesiestâ€� just to fuck with us, and weâ€™ll think â€œoh, great, this is fukn GREATâ€�, but itâ€™ll just be a big fukn conspiracy, and you know whut, I bet we wonâ€™t even care even if we find out, cuz weâ€™re a bunch of fukn sheep thatâ€™s why.
The moral of this story is fuck Doritos & coke. And continue to buy their products, thus perpetuating the spirit of America. God bless it & you. aloha.
.:Lo wrote this at: 5:05 AM:.