::God wants to know

God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions.
Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential and that you need not disclosed your name or address unless you desire a direct response to your comments or suggestions.

1. How did you first find out about God?

∆ Newspaper
∆ Television
∆word of mouth
∆ Divine inspiration
∆ other: ________

2. Are you currently using any other sources of inspiration, security or guidance in addition to God? please tick all that apply

∆ none ∆ bio-rhythms ∆ sex
∆ tarot ∆ insurance policies ∆ alcohol
∆ fortune cookies ∆ lottery ∆ other: _______
∆ horoscopes ∆ television
∆ self-help books ∆ advice colums

3. God generally employs a limited amount of Divine Intervention to keep balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Would you prefer: (choose one)

A. more Divine Intervention
B. less Divine Intervention
C. current level of Divine Intervention just right
D. don't know

4. God also attempts to maintain a fairly balanced level of disasters and miracles. Please rate on a scale of 1-5 His handling of the following:

A. Disasters (flood, famine, war)
1. unsatisfactory
2. poor
3. average
4. good
5. excellent

B. Miracles (recovery from disease, heroic rescues, sports upsets)
1. unsatisfactory
2.poor
3.average
4.good
5.excellent

5. Do you have any additional comments or suggestions for improving the quality of God's services?


Thank you.::

.:Lo wrote this at: 4:50 PM:.
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